YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize