What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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