So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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