So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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