so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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