I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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