Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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