I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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