What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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