real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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