you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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