Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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