Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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