we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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