make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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