Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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