I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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