Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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