So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Damn victory sex feels great
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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