Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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