In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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