I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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