'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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