Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men