just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
