I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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