I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Terrible idea I love it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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