I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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