You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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