plz talk dirty to me
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I am naked and annoyed.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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