That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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