Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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