do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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