Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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