And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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