I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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