talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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