Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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