watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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