For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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