She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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