The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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