Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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