I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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