So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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