On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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