he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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