like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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