That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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