Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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