are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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