VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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