shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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