I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I have post one night stand depression
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