Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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